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Hillcrest may be a place to avoid:
Rule Numbers-

September , 2015 &86:
       Don't mater what color you are,
      or even if you have your hands up.

       Let me guess, they watched too many cop shows and played too many video games.
       Being a bully just comes naturally to them because they are paid to live in a fantasy where you are above the law and even get paid to terrorize the local neighborhood.
       To them, they think they can play God because they are above the that governs us.
I had to laugh at this one in Oceanside on Sunday. There was more pedestrians than there was cars, and cars were just making it through the people somehow. And a cop pulled up and harassed some people for not using the side walk.
       Boy what that cop never sees would amaze you.

Gotta try a patch:
Rule Numbers- 20, 35

September 1st, 2015:
It might be ugly but I just hope it holds together.
       The problem is that the rail on the opposite side isn't so hot anymore either. With both sides patched up, a bit brittle to say the least.
       However, it will still be lighter than my Quad and catch bigger waves better, -just hope it doesn't break.
       I'd rather be saving it as decor as it is instead of having something that is in two pieces .

 Bad Lawmakers

Tell me, how did these guys get to where they're at?
They look pretty stupid to me;
and they want to get more smart guys in trouble.

Senator Orrin Hatch (R) and his buddy Senator Patrick Leahy (D) are about to pull the rug out from even more private inventors with their Patent Reform Act 2006. They're pushing for a first to file instead of the first to invent patent enforcement. Yeah, just try to find a patent lawyer who doesn’t go on vacation while their cousin beats you to the post office with a complete application. (Out of 5 patent lawyers, I only got 2 honest ones.) From fall of 2006
       I just thought I'd list a couple I would suggest many of you pay attention to. I figure if God doesn't like us breeding stupid people, he may make an appoint for these guys with the Grim Reaper.
525 words on 9.1.15

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Another failure of the Criminal Justus System
Celebrity without the money to protect myself or property.
Bargain Pawn of Oceanside California
Rule Numbers- 65

August 8th, 2015:
Apparently everyone else has known for awhile,
       that the Bargain Pawn Shop here in Oceanside California has been renting out my Basses.
       I guess, from what I've heard, they've been getting $1,000.oo per month for either one of them.
       ($5,000 deposit, from what I hear.)
       Makes sense: because they didn't care if they were only collecting interested on $300.oo instead of $500.oo which would have increased profits.
       But since they were making more money off just renting them out, it's not difficult to figure out a reason why.
       Sounds like it was no secrete, except to me because it sounds like everyone knew all along and they only began talking about it once they heard me taking it apart to figure out what was wrong with it.
       I saw the nick and scratch on the back of my five string. And I've been noticing unfamiliar marks over the years. Kinna sucks I've been having to supply the strings for the Evil Assholes over the years. But this time my old Fender came back with the electronics toasted.
       I don't know how they could have done it other than hooking it up to either a real old amplifier of some kind of high powered pre-amp; but my Jazz pick-up is gone.
       (I tried jumping the pot, but that wasn't the problem.)
Update: they hooked it up to an old amp that had something wrong with it.  And of course its an old vintage pick-up that contained some non-existent wire.
       I can't even play it, because it doesn't sound the same. the whole thing is like being violated.
       It's like these guys have been renting out my wife so others and rape her.
       I wouldn't doubt they raise the price they were asking once they learned about the naked pictures of me that the local San Diego County Sheriff leaked out onto the internet. The sad thing about it is that they still have my 5 string and I don't have the money to get it back from them.
       Once I discovered the problem
my Angles went off and they haven't let up in their efforts of telling me what they were doing.

I was wondering if a guy there was taking it home with him, but once the Idea popped in my head that they would have been more interested in renting them out for profit, -my Angles wouldn't let the thought go away, --all night; every time I woke up it was left on my mind.
Surf supply Wholesaler in Oceanside California
And should I mention that I pawned both basses so I could make my own surfboard so I wouldn't be making criminals money because I was surfing their brand of board. I even laid out my basses pawned money for a business license and tax number so I would be able to sell my own brand of surfboards.
Then the Wholesale Supply here in Oceanside,
      switched the label on a can of resin,
      which in turn sabotaged my board.

And do I need to add that the sabotaged board ended up being scanned and stolen by the very criminals I wanted to stop making money for.

I think it is safe to say, there is a lot of Evil stuff that goes down here in Oceanside, California
       Or should I add that there are a lot of Evil people who reside here in Oceanside.
       It's really creepy here folks.
       It's obviously cursed with Evil.  655 words 8.8.15

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Laws Change:
Rule Numbers- 9, 20, 65

June 29th, 2015:
Robbed again by Oceanside Police Department
With slander for the forth time on top of that, -mind you.
Update 7-5-15: Add another two to it,
6 times in one year including Carlsbad Police
       Honestly, just how blatantly careless, but I realize they just like to abuse the privilege of being above the law?

Oceanside citation for smoking

Don't you think they would learn to press harder:
When they write you a citation?
       They wouldn't even tell me what they were writing me up for until after I signed the citation. (They said it was a 1167, I think.)
       Anyhow, they didn't even inform me that it was illegal to smoke on the bridge, where the cigarette butt canisters have been for years.
       Smoked a cigar on the bridge this morning like any other time in the last 13 years .
       Just like getting a citation for dumping sewage down the storm drain right next to the RV dump station I'd been going to for about the same.
       Oh yeah,
       This Media Jay guy from SD something said I should tell the judge it was retaliatory animosity.
       I call it robbery, -on top of that.

EVIL is alive and well in Carlsbad:
Rule Numbers- 65

May 20th, 2015 posted on 5-21:
On the upper levels of the Evil Totem pole is Carlsbad with its corrupt law enforcement and FBI assassins.

Evil is Socially acceptable.

For those of you who have not read the Journal entries lately may not know this but it sure didn't take long for me to locate a handful of criminals. In fact it actually took about three or four days to have the Evil Buggers come out of the woodwork.

Can you believe that they conspired to throw me in either jail or a mental hospital as a way of running me off.
       Not only that: they actually canvased complaint forms so they would have a way of throwing me in jail and they slandered me with child molester rumors to encourage reluctant people into signing the complaint forms.
       I don't know what you think, but I think that is pretty bad.
       That's about Evil as you can get.

But no, no, no way as Evil as the ability for the FBI in Carlsbad to set a time and date for the death of anyone, -at the discretion of the President of the USA.
       Totally Socially Acceptable in Carlsbad
       My Dad and Jone Rivers got the same surgeon who lives in Carlsbad and walks the streets and in San Diego county that is just totally socially acceptable .

The Surgeon's gun notches for his kills happens to be fancy cars.
       Jone Rivers got him a $311,000. Ferrari.
       I know because I saw it busted up into pieces on the news and it still had the window sticker on it.
       Of course the reporter didn't say who's car it was. They said the driver just ran away, but I would think it would take about five minutes to find out who's it is registered to and I don't think anyone is going to be able to even walk away from what was suppose to resemble a car.

Obama Speilberg killed my family and friends

Helpful Hints
on Que Card Making
and to all copies of my cards.


An unhappy award for Obama from Speilberg

I just wanted to repost this picture, just so many of you can examine just how creepy it is.
      This is the guy who killed my parents and replaced my father by the use of a voice impersonator on the phone.
       The president of the United States who has killed my sister has gone out of his way to see the criminal in a prison hospital,
       -to receive an award for humanity,
       -from a murder of the same family.
       We're talking the president of the United States and the King of Hollywood, partners in crime,
       The question I have is it just a coincidence that they killed people in the same family?

Train your brain with Dreamworks and get brain washed by Speilberg

Tell me I,m wrong.
      Please someone tell me that the rumors are not true.
      Please tell me that they didn't kill my little brother Leon,
       the World's Greatest Guitar Player

I've known Leon since he was about twelve or thirteen years old and that's probably why later on in life, I was one of the few who never quite felt comfortable calling him JR like most of the fellow musicians.
       At home they called him Junior, but I respected him to much to call him that, so I naturally call him by the same name as I did his father, -Leon.
       I wouldn't doubt that it was something like signing up for America's got talent that got him killed.
       But maybe it was because he was more like a little brother to me, one who would know me from an impostor.
       The fact of the mater is that America just killed the World's Greatest Guitar player.
       Americas have proudly taken on a Speilberg whore that squeaked his was onto the music scene through a bunch of country idiots. They even gave him a spot on a TV show as if he was any authority on talent.
       I bet Speilberg did the same trick a publishers for their books, -Spielberg bought up a shit load of his albums in one month, just so it would make the charts and and cancel the orders about three weeks later and the idiots buy it up from that point.
       Update: they say Speilberg killed Leon. Like that was difficult to figure out.
       Boy, there isn't anything I can do that could not be done by someone else. But with JR, you don't.

And apparently Speilberg put together something for the media again
       I don't think he was there at all.
       I'd use the library's computer to check out the old link below, - go there at your own risk. -January 26, 2015

What do you think of Mechelle Obama?
Tranny or Not a Tranny?
I say it is a First Tranny of the US of A
October 22, 2014:

first tranny in front of NBC News van

Mechelle Obama's man feet

Rule Number Ten

Michelle Obama looking like a man Obama-a-man-proof


Obama and no brains

Down to a diminished 8% Brain Capacity?
Your Cyborg Gear is on its way, which is much better than
a Lithium Ion Communications device.

It's an Award from that Evil Speilberg Guy
Be Happy Barak Obama
On May 7th

An unhappy award for Obama from Speilberg

Hollywood Whores on Speilbreg's leash
Oh, Barack Obama too.
On May 7th

Barbra Streisand
Samuel L. Jackson
Kim Kardashian
Bruce Springsteen
Conan O’Brien
All must have been paid well to sign confidentiality statements and to show up, if they showed up at all. Well some of them must have performed for Spielberg and Obama at Century Plaza on May 7th, 2014. (or did they?)
       I found the video at the Hollywood reporter, (of course.) In which even includes some made up entry among other people, what was suppose to look like Obama and Speilberg walking through a doorway. They even imposed a shadow with down to the nose, and curl of the hand detail. And now that I see the video, all Speilberg did was barrow the drapes from Century Plaza and Obama's Presidential podium have Obama show up at the jail and do his acceptance speech. The room reverberation doesn't sound right either.
       But I'll have to say, the trickiest shot is at 1:20 into the video when someone who is suppose to look like Speilberg sitting next to Obama in the dark audience while whore Springstien played. But it was a small audience. I like to think it was all fake, but the again if Speilberg was really let out, that is about as creepy as you can get.5-8-14

       I'd use the library's computer to check out the old link below, - go there at your own risk.

Speilberg's Lousy Page
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Current Events

In court with Martin
January 11, 2011

Arrested by Martin
November 17-24, 2010

Me and my truck spent the week in jail last week.
Yes folks, I'm accused of being a criminal once again.

Jailed by Martin
November 17-24, 2010

The most revolutionary tool box in the world,
sitting in a room of poisonous insecticide

September 2009

The Rumor

And if you want to know more about the local Sheriff who spread phony rumors about me and his drug dealing brother, and even a recording of a drug deal going down you'll have to go to the
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In the Forest Alone?
Wondering about Bears?
Click two rocks together as you walk along, you want a bear to hear you coming because the last thing you want to do is surprise a bear.
       If you happen to think you smell something like a garbage dump, it's because one may be up wind of you.

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(But can block you from the real web-site.)

Flash Cookies: are not just for ID and settings. They are larger files often can be embedded into image files as well as videos and saved inside the program folder and usually within Adobie Flash file folders.
      These flash cookies can be embedded into image files as well as videos.
      If you go to any News Media web-site, such as CBS, ABC, FOX and NBC, you can bet you will pick up some.
      The Problem: they can have executive exec-files and can build a program of it's own on your hard drive.
      Solution: use Mozilla Firefox browser with the add-on called Better Privacy.

Of course we can't forget about those evil little pyros that have some kind of idea that they are hero's of some kind and not just a bunch of kuckleheads that are too damn stupid to do anything else:
/First Responders/
Oceanside Lieutenant Committing Slander

Bill Curtus of Oceanside fire department lifeguards

Moron of the Year:
Rule Numbers
23, 33, 44, 48, 65, 66, 78, 86 & 88

The criminal with a badge must think he has won. Like he's all over the six month deadline and it hasn't even been a year since he put the City of Oceanside in Liability of his immature minded Stupidity.
       He was out there stocking me this morning at the shower.
(Unfortunately, this category has to include Lifeguards, because here in Oceanside, they have been proven to be criminals just as well.)


If the Marines tell me what the Navy is using my inventions for,
they would have to kill me.

Check out the Journal Sept.28'12.

Meathead Martin
left us an anniversary gift

Mark Martin of Morro Bay Police Department

I left him the words" Dead Man,"
but it wasn't with " You are."

I gave him the " Kill You,"
but he needed the G word.

I told him,
" I want to see you rot in hell!"

So the best he could make out of the audio track was:
I want to kill you!

Morro Bay Police Officer David Smith
David Smith

Two month rooky who wrote phoney paper, landing me in jail and kept Martin's tampered evidence out of the court room.

Criminal Bill Black of Morro Bay Police
Bill Black

Helped spread rumors
and wants to get a police dog.
What to harass people with ?

Bill Black with crap in pants

I thought I could smell
the crap in Bill Black's pants
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If the Marines tell me what the Navy is using my inventions for, they would have to kill me.
Check out the Journal from Oct. 19th


Moron of the day
Well, one dead moron

Boy common sense isn't very common now days with 8%ers everywhere.
       One more Moron dead, good riddens.

Looking Back on 911
12 years later
is the original home of
the Synchro-link truck

synchro-link roll off truck loading bed

If you can't handle the thought of reading about how corruption truly happens.
You're best move onto is designed for the people who actually like true story telling.
                  - Sunnyside


Wooden dumpster for a Synchro-link




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Current Events

In court with Martin
January 11, 2011

Arrested by Martin
November 17-24, 2010

Me and my truck spent the week in jail last week.
Yes folks, I'm accused of being a criminal once again.

Jailed by Martin
November 17-24, 2010


The most revolutionary tool box in the world, sitting in a room of poisonous insecticide
September 2009


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Dooms Day for Private Inventors
-happened when Obama took his mighty pin to the bill.


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Dumber by the day
Just like drilling out a bigger hole-
Turning an 1/8 inch whole into a 1/4

Rules of Nature
@ Heath & Environment

Speilberg's Lousy Page
His crap was taking up too much space on the Home Page

Thanks to the Baby Killers
@ In the Media

Of course they want you stupid.
     They're the ones who tell you how to dress each morning. How to cook and how to raise your children.
     They tell you how to cope with the fact that your children may feel a little afraid to go to school today.
      Well maybe your children aren't as dumb as I sometimes think they are.


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The Caddy Trunk
@ Synchro-Link.


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An analogy about how I was set-up by Congress woman Louis Capps with the use of insurance fraud.

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