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Taking the Bitch for a ride:
Rule Numbers: 4, 21, 29 & 35

October 20th, 2016:
It looks as though we're getting smaller waves this week and I think I have just the right board for it.

Now that the hot coat is sanded;  -I realize that the Fat Bitch is noticeably lighter than the Kah-plunker.
With more of the foam placed in the center,
-the Bitch has a lighter feel to it also. I figure that it is in the 33-34 liter range, which is one or two less than the Kah-plunker.
       I mounted a traction pad yesterday and did my modification to it while I was at it.
       With the wider tail and being a tri-fin, I guessing I just may have found a good home for the rear EA fin that hasn't gotten any use out of. (I'm actually writing this Oct. 19 pm.)
       I think it will be a good in between board for between the Kah-plunker and Sally.
       Brought my Quiver up to five.

I wouldn't doubt the Kim Kardacian Jewelry robbery:
Could very well be a way of collecting insurance money.
       I figure they could have found a buyer before hand and then set up their own robbery as a way of recovering the money the spent on the shit.

On Harry's show:
Just way too many complements for me to handle.
       The kind of stuff that the women talk show do too much of. Like come on, they are not that great.
       And what the hell is all that hugging bullshit for?
       The fake kiss on the cheek? Shit that I so over it.
       Guess it goes along with the cell phone generation.
       And I would like to add that old man Buick who invented the overhead valve engine and got messed up with General Motors and myself have something in common. Neither of us has the need of a phone.
       And I really don't miss having one either.

On the debate:
Hillary had obviously spent a lot of time trying to figure out what would sound good to say.
       But what she really said was that she would do just like Obama and buy everything in an attempt to buy votes in just the right states in order to win the next election.
       Obama invested a lot of money into companies that just went broke.
       Not a good way of getting the country out of debit.
       But what the hell, the county is full of enough stupid people who will believe the crape she says.
       Donald brought up a very important fact that people should think about. Something the media just doesn't seem to zero in on. The fact that under Clinton's watch as Secretary of State, she lost $6 Billion Dollars and it still has not been accounted for. I'm left wondering where she has it hid.
       I should mention that since the time Ch. 7 (NBC) News piped my voice into the studio monitors instead of Dagmar's ear piece and she nearly jumped out of her shoes, I haven't witness the subliminal messages like I have in the past. They've seemed to come to a halt, until the other night. But the other night was different, instead of being within a news broad cast; it was during a weekly TV show. Instead of a voice buried within the background of the voice of the same person, it was a voice within the background noise of an outdoor street seen. I can't before sure, but I'm going to listen a little better next time, however what I do think I heard was, "I'm voting for Hillary."
       None the less, I thought all along that Hollywood folks or the news media would end up providing the evil bitch with subliminal messages.
       Something else I would like to mention is the polls the media has providing us all. I do not think they are necessarily true. Like they media says that Hillary is in the lead, but the local news station mention this morning that the on-line poll thing where people send in a text on their phones had it reversed by a lard margin. something like Trump at 55% and Bitch Hilary at about 30%.
       And of course the elections are rigged. It's because of the electoral collage vote system. The fact is, if this election isn't rigged, you can bet the next one will be. That's because Hillary will do just what Obama did. Buy a bunch of jobs in the key state. Burn a bunch of money on companies in those states that she would have to win in order for the electoral collage voting system will work in favor for her. Even Bush did the same kind of thing for his second election. it's nothing new and you can bet Bill Clintion did the same.
       I figure that the election will show use just what kind of percentage of people who are idiots as it is already. And by the next election, you can bet they will be even dumber than before. Basically, the way I see it is that you all are set-up to fail.

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It's an Award from that Evil Speilberg
--Be Happy Barack Obama
  May 7th 2015

An unhappy award for Obama from Speilberg

I just wanted to repost this picture, just so many of you can examine just how creepy it is.
      This is the guy who tried to clone me and killed my friends and is in prison for it but the government won't even tell me.
       The president of the United States who has killed my sister has gone out of his way to see the criminal in a prison hospital,
       -to receive an award for humanity,
       -from a murder of the same family.
       We're talking the president of the United States and the King of Hollywood, partners in crime,
       The question I have is it just a coincidence that they killed people in the same family?

I'd use the library's computer to check out the old link below, - go there at your own risk.

Tell me I,m wrong.
      Please someone tell me that the rumors are not true.
      Please tell me that they didn't kill my little brother Leon,
       the World's Greatest Guitar Player

World's greatest guitar player, JR Christenson

I've known Leon since he was about twelve or thirteen years old and that's probably why later on in life, I was one of the few who never quite felt comfortable calling him JR like most of the fellow musicians.
       At home they called him Junior, but I respected him to much to call him that, so I naturally call him by the same name as I did his father, -Leon.
       I wouldn't doubt that it was something like signing up for America's got talent that got him killed.
       But maybe it was because he was more like a little brother to me, one who would know me from an impostor.
       The fact of the mater is that America just killed the World's Greatest Guitar player.
       Americas have proudly taken on a Speilberg whore that squeaked his was onto the music scene through a bunch of country idiots. They even gave him a spot on a TV show as if he was any authority on talent.
       I bet Speilberg did the same trick a publishers for their books, -Spielberg bought up a shit load of his albums in one month, just so it would make the charts and and cancel the orders about three weeks later and the idiots buy it up from that point.
       Update: they say Speilberg killed Leon. Like that was difficult to figure out.
       Boy, there isn't anything I can do that could not be done by someone else. But with JR, you don't.

And apparently Speilberg put together something for the media again
       I don't think he was there at all.
       I'd use the library's computer to check out the old link below, - go there at your own risk. -January 26, 2015

What do you think of Mechelle Obama?
Tranny or Not a Tranny?
I say it is a First Tranny of the US of A
October 22, 2014:

Mechelle Obama's man feet

Rule Number Ten

Michelle Obama looking like a man Obama-a-man-proof


Obama and no brains

Down to a diminished 8% Brain Capacity?
Your Cyborg Gear is on its way, which is much better than
a Lithium Ion Communications device.

Speilberg's Lousy Page
His crap was taking up too much space on the Home Page

Another failure of the Criminal Justice System
Celebrity without the money to protect myself or property.
Bargain Pawn of Oceanside California
Rule Numbers- 65

August 8th, 2015:
Apparently everyone else has known for awhile,
       that the Bargain Pawn Shop here in Oceanside California has been renting out my Basses.
       I guess, from what I've heard, they've been getting $1,000.oo per month for either one of them.
       ($5,000 deposit, from what I hear.)
       Makes sense: because they didn't care if they were only collecting interested on $300.oo instead of $500.oo which would have increased profits.
       But since they were making more money off just renting them out, it's not difficult to figure out a reason why.
       Sounds like it was no secrete, except to me because it sounds like everyone knew all along and they only began talking about it once they heard me taking it apart to figure out what was wrong with it.
       I saw the nick and scratch on the back of my five string. And I've been noticing unfamiliar marks over the years. Kinna sucks I've been having to supply the strings for the Evil Assholes over the years. But this time my old Fender came back with the electronics toasted.
       I don't know how they could have done it other than hooking it up to either a real old amplifier of some kind of high powered pre-amp; but my Jazz pick-up is gone.
       (I tried jumping the pot, but that wasn't the problem.)
Update: they hooked it up to an old amp that had something wrong with it.  And of course its an old vintage pick-up that contained some non-existent wire.
       I can't even play it, because it doesn't sound the same. the whole thing is like being violated.
       It's like these guys have been renting out my wife so others and rape her.
       I wouldn't doubt they raise the price they were asking once they learned about the naked pictures of me that the local San Diego County Sheriff leaked out onto the Internet. The sad thing about it is that they still have my 5 string and I don't have the money to get it back from them.
       Once I discovered the problem
my Angles went off and they haven't let up in their efforts of telling me what they were doing.

I was wondering if a guy there was taking it home with him, but once the Idea popped in my head that they would have been more interested in renting them out for profit, -my Angles wouldn't let the thought go away, --all night; every time I woke up it was left on my mind.

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Current Events

In court with Martin
January 11, 2011

Arrested by Martin
November 17-24, 2010

Me and my truck spent the week in jail last week.
Yes folks, I'm accused of being a criminal once again.

Jailed by Martin
November 17-24, 2010

The most revolutionary tool box in the world,
sitting in a room of poisonous insecticide

September 2009

The Rumor

And if you want to know more about the local Sheriff who spread phony rumors about me and his drug dealing brother, and even a recording of a drug deal going down you'll have to go to the
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Something fishy with Amazon
May 6th, 2016:
Some things just don't add up....
       You up load your book in digital form to Amazon.
       Your Tax information and Bank information.
       Looking through my junk, I found a 1099 form they sent me for 2011, it said I made $13.74 in Royalties.
       Then tell me how come five years later the account says I did not sell one book?
       What's up with that?

And if I learned anything this week:
You can be sure you would have to be crazy if you think you should upload your book to Amazon.
       If you think they are going to make you rich, you've got to be pretty damn stupid.
       And if you think you can trust Amazon to actually pay you the profits made off your digitalized book, you are flat out dumber then stupid.

In the Forest Alone?
Wondering about Bears?
Click two rocks together as you walk along, you want a bear to hear you coming because the last thing you want to do is surprise a bear.
       If you happen to think you smell something like a garbage dump, it's because one may be up wind of you.

Warning about Flash cookies:
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(But can block you from the real web-site.)

Flash Cookies: are not just for ID and settings. They are larger files often can be embedded into image files as well as videos and saved inside the program folder and usually within Adobe Flash file folders.
      These flash cookies can be embedded into image files as well as videos.
      If you go to any News Media web-site, such as CBS, ABC, FOX and NBC, you can bet you will pick up some.
      The Problem: they can have executive exec-files and can build a program of it's own on your hard drive.
      Solution: use Mozilla Firefox browser with the add-on called Better Privacy.

Are you land locked?
Got a Motorboat?
Are you into Wake surfing yet?

Well I know some guys who are not only good at glassing surfboards, but they've been at the forefront of the Wake Surfing Trend,
they know what works.

Of course we can't forget about those evil little pyros that have some kind of idea that they are hero's of some kind and not just a bunch of kuckleheads that are too damn stupid to do anything else:
/First Responders/
Oceanside Lieutenant Committing Slander

Bill Curtus of Oceanside fire department lifeguards

Moron of the Year:
Rule Numbers
23, 33, 44, 48, 65, 66, 78, 86 & 88

The criminal with a badge must think he has won. Like he's all over the six month deadline and it hasn't even been a year since he put the City of Oceanside in Liability of his immature minded Stupidity.
       He was out there stocking me this morning at the shower.
(Unfortunately, this category has to include Lifeguards, because here in Oceanside, they have been proven to be criminals just as well.)


If the Marines tell me what the Navy is using my inventions for,
they would have to kill me.

Check out the Journal Sept.28'12.

Meathead Martin
left us an anniversary gift

Mark Martin of Morro Bay Police Department

I left him the words" Dead Man,"
but it wasn't with " You are."

I gave him the " Kill You,"
but he needed the G word.

I told him,
" I want to see you rot in hell!"

So the best he could make out of the audio track was:
I want to kill you!

Morro Bay Police Officer David Smith
David Smith

Two month rooky who wrote phoney paper, landing me in jail and kept Martin's tampered evidence out of the court room.

Criminal Bill Black of Morro Bay Police
Bill Black

Helped spread rumors
and wants to get a police dog.
What to harass people with ?

Bill Black with crap in pants

I thought I could smell
the crap in Bill Black's pants
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If the Marines tell me what the Navy is using my inventions for, they would have to kill me.
Check out the Journal from Oct. 19th


Moron of the day
Well, one dead moron

Boy common sense isn't very common now days with 8%ers everywhere.
       One more Moron dead, good riddens.

Looking Back on 911
12 years later

Automated Guillotine
is the original home of
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If you can't handle the thought of reading about how corruption truly happens.
You're best move onto is designed for the people who actually like true story telling.
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January 11, 2011

Arrested by Martin
November 17-24, 2010

Me and my truck spent the week in jail last week.
Yes folks, I'm accused of being a criminal once again.

Jailed by Martin
November 17-24, 2010


The most revolutionary tool box in the world, sitting in a room of poisonous insecticide
September 2009


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Dumber by the day
Just like drilling out a bigger hole-
Turning an 1/8 inch whole into a 1/4

Rules of Nature
@ Heath & Environment

Speilberg's Lousy Page
His crap was taking up too much space on the Home Page

Thanks to the Baby Killers
@ In the Media

Of course they want you stupid.
     They're the ones who tell you how to dress each morning. How to cook and how to raise your children.
     They tell you how to cope with the fact that your children may feel a little afraid to go to school today.
      Well maybe your children aren't as dumb as I sometimes think they are.


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