Dumber by the day and too damn stupid to do anything about it


Got Killer Kelly Slater?
Rule Numbers- 26, 41, 65, 66 & 86
October 28 , 2014:

Evil killer Kelly Slater

The word on the street is that they arrested Kelly Slater today, along with a friend of his. Apparently they got him for murdering three people, and the third one I wasn't quite aware about, (but for some reason I expected more them just Mark Foo and Andy Irons,) so that's why I give the rumor enough creditability to post something about it. I even heard this evening that he has already bailed out.
       The next question is how many passports has he accumulated over the years, just in case something like this happens?
       From what I heard this afternoon, he was the one who knifed my tire in Ventura. I guess he was jealous of my popularity. (I don't think it was my surfing, because I'm just not that good.) I wouldn't doubt he was stalking me the whole time.
       I bet those Cal Poly guys turned his phone into a bug and just waited until he said something about the killings that would lead the cops to the evidence.
       I dug up a couple old posting and posted them at Adrenalin.


What do you think of Mechelle Obama?
@ survey
October 22, 2014:

Yeah have to laugh. 60% thinks she's a tranny.
       What's really funny is the comments saying that he is a great woman.
       I happen to thinks that those are some well polished man's feet if I ever saw them.

Mechelle Obama's man feet

Rule Number Ten

Michelle Obama looking like a man Obama-a-man-proof

Gov. Jerry brown selling Pardons
Rule Numbers-
August 27th, 2014:

The word on the street today is that Governor Jerry brown has sold Speilberg a pardon and now Murder Steven Speilberg is back on the street in what seems to be less than a year or two.
       Just take a look at this web-page from the Hollywood reporter posted on 10-30-13 when I'm willing to bet that Speilberg wasn't even present because I imagine he was in prison.
       Never the less, I would say that there is a serious conflict of interest involved in a Governor taking money from the very criminal he grants a pardon.

Moron of the day
Well, one dead moron

Boy commoon sense isn't very common now days with 8%ers everywhere.
       One more Moron dead, good riddens.


Obama and no brains

Down to a diminished 8% Brain Capacity?
Your Cyborg Gear is on its way, which is much better than
a Lithium Ion Communications device.


Get this:.
The politicians made the US Tax Payers pay $ 8.5 Million for each Tank.
Then they gave them to Iraq.
The solders in Irag sold each Tank to ISIS for $1,000.oo ah pop
Now the politicians have US Tax Payers paying $ 67,000.oo to blow up each of those $ 8.5 Million Dollar Tanks

Wouldn't it be better if:
They just put a price tag of $ 8,567,000.oo on each Abraham Tank
with the missile to blow them up for free?
It would still put $1,000.oo into Iraq's economy for each tank.
It would look more like good common sense to me.
Sure has hell sound better.
Humanitarian act.

Oh, maybe I should mention those fuel tanks hold 500 gallons.
       A tank is empty, probably isn't worth much.
       Probably get more for the fuel than they get for the tank.
       That's why they dog and pony show them.
       I bet they don't move them much.
       I wouldn't bet most of the solders don't even bother selling the tanks to ISIS.
       I bet there is more profit in selling off the fuel and then just walk away from the things when they run out.
       Probably drive the Abraham Tanks around the neighbourhoods with a siphon hose selling fuel at discount rates to the trucking outfits.
       If you knew how much they paid there solders, you would have to agree that they don't pay them enough to even operate anything with more than a twenty gallon tank.

Oh get this: Those Stryker personnel carriers, they can with Caterpillar 3126 engine and a three speed Allison transmission that popped out in no time but has been upgraded for those Russians who want to put them in there trucks with a Caterpillar C7 engine and the Allison 3200SP.
       Well Bush and Ch‏any got you al hooked up with a use for, and I must mention: pay for, cost $ 4.9 Million a piece.
      In September 2006 the U.S. Army ordered additional 109 Stryker wheeled combat vehicles from General Dynamics Land Systems, under three recent orders valued at US$155 million, increasing the Army's fiscal year 2006 Stryker procurement to a total of 518 vehicles.
       Manufacturing of the new vehicles was be completed by October 2008.
      To date,(info dated 10/08/2006,) General Dynamics has delivered more than 1,780 Strykers of the 2,691 included in the U.S. Army's plans for seven Stryker Brigade Combat Teams.
       Another source says: The unit cost to purchase the initial Stryker ICVs (without add-ons, including the slat armour) was US$3 million in April 2002.
       By May 2003, the regular production cost per vehicle was US$1.42 million.)
       I bet Obama inflation must have hit the sticker price, but those prices were stripped down models. Wonder if those Iraq's found a market for some of that High priced electronics inside those thing. Hate to see your kids money all go to was just for just the fuel in the tanks.
       Hell, I want to know in how big the fuel tank in those things are; I know the range is estimated at 500 km.
       And get this:The tracked Stryker is significantly heavier. So the new vehicle fitted with a much more powerful turbocharged diesel engine, developing 675 hp.

Oceanside Lieutenant Fireman/lifeguard put hundreds of people's life in danger.
Rule Numbers- 4, 12, 51 & 86
August 10, 2014:

I guess you could say that Oceanside has a lot more in common with Morro Bay than you may think.
       Just as I told the cops that it wasn't by chance that the fireman picked on me and that it just had to be more of a coincidence that it may have seemed to be.
       Just as I can assume the coincidence of me finding the bolt that hold the coupling on the steering shaft on my truck was backed off, creating some slop of which I noticed Friday. (Something that the firemen in Morro Bay bragged about doing.)
       But them again, isn't it a coincidence that I found two loose bolts on the links holding my trucks front suspension under the front of my truck. And it that isn't enough, how about the bolt I found back out more than a quarter inch and about ready to let loose that holds the track bar eyelet. The ready neat part about the discovering the three loosened suspension bolts was that I discovered them after I had driven down the highway on my way to Vista yesterday. Which of course would be turning my 12,000 truck into a projectile that could have easily killed a few others more likely than myself. (Kinda like taking down an entire airplane, just to get one guy.)

Oceanside Lieutenant Committing Slander
Rule Numbers-12, 66 & 86
August 4th, 2014

Gee, how much more can you all be off?
       Yeah right, last time I didn't even make it to the point of filing any court papers. (I had only filed a claim, and without the video of Martin, I had no evidence. And look what that got me. It cost me four trips to jail, over $3,000.oo in expenses, I got a felony record out of it and I had to go sit in jail for 20 days, just to be able to leave the corrupt county of San Luis Obispo.)
       And now I've got the same thing going on here in Oceanside and everyone involved just condones it. Every lifeguard must have know who was spreading the rumours, yet they just let it go on and they think it's funny.
       All I can say is that my best most likely bet would be that all those training videos the police and fire department get are made with subliminal messages within them.
       I wouldn't doubt Speilberg owns the production companies that produced them. The reason I say thins is because he would most like be be hind it all and having the same voices used in narration as the one for the subliminal messages is pretty mush a must have if you don't want people to notice the extra voice tracks.
       The the next move would also be setting up bugs within all their phones and computers so that they would never connect to my web-site, but to phoney one that only look similar.

It's an Award from that Evil Speilberg Guy
Be Happy Barak Obama
On May 7th

An unhappy award for Obama from Speilberg

Hollywood Whores on Speilbreg's leash
Oh, Barak Obama too.
On May 7th

Barbra Streisand
Samuel L. Jackson
Kim Kardashian
Bruce Springsteen
Conan O’Brien
All must have been paid well to sign confidentiality statements and to show up, if they showed up at all. Well some of them must have performed for Spielberg and Obama at Century Plaza on May 7th, 2014. (or did they?)
       I found the video at the Hollywood reporter, (of course.) In which even includes some made up entry among other people, what was suppose to look like Obama and Speilberg walking through a doorway. They even imposed a shadow with down to the nose, and curl of the hand detail. And now that I see the video, all Speilberg did was barrow the drapes from Century Plaza and Obama's Presidential podium have Obama show up at the jail and do his acceptance speech. The room reverberation doesn't sound right either.
       But I'll have to say, the trickiest shot is at 1:20 into the video when someone who is suppose to look like Speilberg sitting next to Obama in the dark audience while whore Springten played. But it was a small audience. I like to think it was all fake, but the again if Speilberg was really let out, that is about as creepy as you can get.5-8-14

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In court with Martin
January 11, 2011

Arrested by Martin
November 17-24, 2010

Me and my truck spent the week in jail last week.
Yes folks, I'm accused of being a criminal once again.

Jailed by Martin
November 17-24, 2010

The most revolutionary tool box in the world,
sitting in a room of poisonous insecticide

September 2009

The Rumor

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Of course we can't forget about those evil little pyros that have some kind of idea that they are hero's of some kind and not just a bunch of kuckleheads that are too damn stupid to do anything else:
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Oceanside Lieutenant Committing Slander

(Unfortunately, this category has to include Lifeguards, because here in Oceanside, they have been proven to be criminals just as well.)


If the Marines tell me what the Navy is using my inventions for,
they would have to kill me.

Check out the Journal Sept.28'12.

Meathead Martin
left us an anniversary gift

Mark Martin of Morro Bay Police Department

I left him the words" Dead Man,"
but it wasn't with " You are."

I gave him the " Kill You,"
but he needed the G word.

I told him,
" I want to see you rot in hell!"

So the best he could make out of the audio track was:
I want to kill you!

Morro Bay Police Officer David Smith
David Smith

Two month rooky who wrote phoney paper, landing me in jail and kept Martin's tampered evidence out of the court room.

Criminal Bill Black of Morro Bay Police
Bill Black

Helped spread rumors
and wants to get a police dog.
What to harass people with ?

Bill Black with crap in pants

I thought I could smell
the crap in Bill Black's pants
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If the Marines tell me what the Navy is using my inventions for, they would have to kill me.
Check out the Journal from Oct. 19th


Looking Back on 911
12 years later
is the original home of
the Synchro-link truck

synchro-link roll off truck loading bed

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Wooden dumpster for a Synchro-link




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January 11, 2011

Arrested by Martin
November 17-24, 2010

Me and my truck spent the week in jail last week.
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Jailed by Martin
November 17-24, 2010


The most revolutionary tool box in the world, sitting in a room of poisonous insecticide
September 2009


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Dooms Day for Private Inventors
-happened when Obama took his mighty pin to the bill.


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Dumber by the day
Just like drilling out a bigger hole-
Turning an 1/8 inch whole into a 1/4

Rules of Nature
@ Heath & Environment

Speilberg's Lousy Page
His crap was taking up too much space on the Home Page

Thanks to the Baby Killers
@ In the Media

Of course they want you stupid.
     They're the ones who tell you how to dress each morning. How to cook and how to raise your children.
     They tell you how to cope with the fact that your children may feel a little afraid to go to school today.
      Well maybe your children aren't as dumb as I sometimes think they are.


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The Caddy Trunk
@ Synchro-Link.


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