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I have handed out at least a thousand of these newsletters, (fliers as I've called them,) throughout the years. They have traveled all over the world.
          Its the worst literature I have to offer,
           but its the most important.

The fact is: this newsletter is the main tool I've used to fight phony rumors with.
            It shows what the good fight is all about.

2,400 words the media isn't telling you about, because of advertising dollars

In November of 1993, in the city of Tacoma, Washington; Sunnyside accidentally caught his work van on fire. When the fire station received the call about a van on fire, the captain felt it was just the kind of call to send out the personnel hired because of Affirmative Action.
          A neighbour was recording the attempt to extinguish the fire on video tape and captured the incident when a 120 pound female firefighter endangered Sunnyside's life. The firefighter told her captain about the incident and the captain had the firefighters leave the scene quickly.

 The fire department had to go back to finish their job at extinguishing Sunnyside's house.
            The captain told the city officials about the blunder and the city didn't want a law suit, so they attempted incriminate Sunnyside by trying to dig up dirt on him. The city also made plans to run out the statute of limitations.

Sunnyside surprised the local and federal government agencies when he invented the World's Greatest Work Truck. He took the last $15,000 of his insurance settlement and built the proto-type right under their noses in his back-yard. Unfortunately, even though Sunnyside has used the truck that can quickly change its beds with a push of a button for the past ten years; the general public still has to refer to it as The Work Truck of the Future.
             President Bill Clinton wanted to win his second election and didn't want to loose votes over problems he would have to face with Affirmative Action because of Sunnyside's fire. Clinton's solution was signing the GATT treaty; (part of the World Trade Organization,) changing the patent laws so that Sunnyside would either end up dead or at least swept under a rug.

Prior to the time when Clinton signed the GATT treaty, the patent terms on a utility type invention was 17 years of ownership, monopoly, and protection granted for the inventor from the time the patent was granted. That meant that the term didn't start ticking away until after the patent pending period and the patent was granted. The patent pending process usually took two to three years, (the time from when the patent applications were filed to the time the patents were granted,) before the term would start to tick away. The GATT treaty changed the terms to 20 years from the time the application is filed. Therefore: the clock is ticking as soon as the application is filed and during the patent pending process.

The USPTO has their own definition
www.uspto.gov/

Since the clock is ticking as soon as a pending application has been filed; the thought of corporations supplementing the private inventors as an effort to get the clock ticking is almost none existent. Instead of helping an inventor during the patent pending process, they are prone to make sure the inventor can't afford a patent attorney during the patent pending process and if they can; they will buy-off the patent attorneys, just to sabotage the inventor's ability to secure a patent.

Sunnyside's phone and mail service was rigged so that he would be isolated and his business was sure to fail, but the conspirators learned that Sunnyside could survive by word to mouth, so there were attempts on his life. After a few attempts on his life; Sunnyside found his foot in a cast and that's when he came up an idea for a will that would make him worth more alive than dead. This was done by eliminating the future use of his inventions in a half a dozen states. (Imagine no nail-guns in Nevada.)

Sunnyside was granted: Patent No. 2317380 in Great Britain

It was difficult for Sunnyside to explain the corruption he was experiencing because it was very complex and he knew the thing to do would be to write a book about it. Because of fear of the words changing while in digital format or having his computer stolen, he started out by keeping a hand written journal. He discovered an underground following and eventually learned of the transmitter in his laptop which made him realized his words wouldn't just disappear.
           Sunnyside heard all the rumors - about how everything was going to be handed to him on a silver platter and the rumors about him being suicidal -- just like the other eighty of Clinton's friends who have died.
             Sunnyside realized his words were being scrambled and he was left with rewriting the important parts of his story over and over. He realized that if he ended up dead, his family would be left with a book that would be a worthless piece of junk. He realized that if he sold the book rights, it was possible that Bill Clinton could be part owner of the publishing company and very well be the one who'd rewrite the book and put Sunnyside's name on it. Hollywood could turn his twelve years of hell into a holiday picnic romance story and have Sunnyside commit suicide because he couldn't wait. 

Sunnyside realized that the person who was stealing his words was planning to make more money by not publishing the true story. That would be by having the auto makers and political parties pay him to not publish Sunnyside's true life experiences and the crimes committed against him.

You might ask yourself: How could Sunnyside make sure the true story was told whether he was alive or dead?

When the news media is sponsored by the auto makers, Sunnyside isn't going to get any publicity, now is he? (CBS & ABC already has Sunnyside and his truck on tape.) Now when Hollywood wants you to buy a ticket to the movie, Sunnyside's Quest for the American Dream; aren't you going to want to know whether Sunnyside got mad, went crazy, or insane, and smashed up his truck with a sledge hammer? If Sunnyside doesn't smash up the truck in the book or movie; are you going to give it any creditability? Are you even going to pay for such a thing if he doesn't?

Well we all know that people will fuss over silly things. (Like the people who fussed over the Pearl Harbor Movie, because it was fictional with fictional heroes.

Just as it's said in the publicity business "It doesn't matter if the publicity is good or bad -- just as long as it is publicity."

Well, I'm Dennis James Sattler, and I'm the one who is known as Sunnyside. I set up a video camera and made the movie you expect to see. I own the copyrighted creation lock, stock, and barrel. With a sledge hammer in hand; I secured value to the motion pitcher & literary rights of my story. Thanks to Compact Flash Cards; I don't have to rewrite my book over and over any more. And with the movie I made - with a sledge hammer hand - my book tripled in value over night.

Now the truck pre-conditions the people who approach me. They no longer ask me, "What do you do with it?" and "What's it do?" because I had to tell them, "It's none of your business." The silly thing is that now days they ask, "What happened to it?" It allows me to tell the story and the story sells books, and that gets publicity -- the old fashion way -- by word to mouth.

The Part -- Some of You May Not Like

Although we're more than a pack of animals, we should to think about the natural selection part of the existence of all living things. Natural selection has been taught in biology classes as by the way the weak, ill, and confused get eliminated by their natural predators. The strong and brightest are known to be the natural breeders that keep the species in existence.

      Consider this: About 1/3 of the patent applications are filed by private inventors and from my knowledge the numbers come to about 200,000 patent applications are filed by private inventors every year; in the US alone. The success rate of a patented inventions actually making it to market and being profitable is around 3-5%.

 Since private inventors don't have as much funding as the large corporations have; it's my guess that the private inventors don't file on every little thing they come up -- with just to crowd an area where a discovery might take place at a later time -- as many corporations are known to do. It's my estimation that -- in the market place -- the success rate for inventions patented by corporations is about 3% or less. Since the private inventors have less funding, they are less likely to file on an invention that is unlikely to generate profits in return. Therefore the inventions patented by private inventors are more likely to have a higher success rate of 5 to 10% in the market place.

We should think about the danger the private inventors are in because of the way the GATT treaty changed the patent terms. If only half of the private inventors with patents pending on inventions that would be successful in the market place are getting knocked off. Then the number of the private inventors ending up dead may be around 5% or let's say 10,000 every year. They are the guys like Thomas Edison, Benjamin Franklin, Abraham Lincoln, and Albert Einstein, disappearing from this earth every day. Think: 10,000 divided by 365.

Those numbers show that over 27 private inventors could be dropping dead every day. Now I have to admit those numbers may be a bit exaggerated, but the underground has done some research and determined it's probably a lower number like around 2% to 3%. But another factor to consider is what was brought to my attention by a lady whom I was once discussing these numbers with one day. She said she knew of a whole family that had disappeared because of an invention.

I figure their must be about a dozen inventors dying each day. And with their spouse and 2.2 kids disappearing along with them; that would put it right about 50 people possessing excellent gene pools vanishing from the human race each day. With less than a 2.5 % death ratio, the deaths that may accrue because of the way the patent terms are set up comes to over 18,250 every year. Then divide that by the amount of people who died in New York on 9-11. Yeah, an easy 10 times the amount. Or you could say another 911 every 6 to 8 weeks. Yet we'll go to war over such a few and kill more in doing so. The media knows all this too well, but you'll have to remember that the media is sponsored by the corporations that are doing the killing.

 So when that guy from Ford comes on your TV, speaking about saving lives, just remember how many people had to die because of cheep tires.

These inventors and their families are the top notch thinkers of this world and I consider them the front of the pack of human beans that we are. If we continue to kill these people, we will learn that we have selective bread the human race and become dumber by the day. No matter how much we spend on education, the loss of the valuable gene pool with good common sense can't be reversed.

You may think that it means you'll be one up on the next guy, but you'll still have to wonder if your daughter will bring home a moron. We the human race can either become extinct because of the selective breeding, or just a bunch of babbling idiots.

They say that we only use 10% of our brains potential. Well I for one have always wonder why we don't use more of it. I feel we should be striving to use at least 12% to 15% of its potential by now. But if we keep killing off the smart people, I fear we'll be lucky to be using 7% of our brains.
        For instance; we already have computers performing functions that the designers don't understand how the functions are being performed; they only know that the computers are performing the functions. This is what I mean; the computer is already out smarting us and I feel that is not only dangerous, it's flat out scary.

 You may be wondering just as I, as to how many inventors have died because of the countries that have had the GATT treaty since the late forties. Well the answer would have to be -- Too many. On the positive side, we have to realize that a private inventor in a country other than the United States would have known that the US has been considered to be the largest marketplace for most inventions. Therefore even if the inventor was a citizen of a country other than the US, that inventor would have likely filed an application in the US as a higher priority when compared to applying for a patent their own country. The way the US patent laws were setup, there was motivation to help those inventors get funding and a patent granted in their name. The way I look at it is that the US patent laws were their safe haven, but since Clinton signed the GATT treaty, many of those inventors who would have been saved are dropping dead. I'm sure many have died because of the GATT treaty in the past fifty years, but now the problem is worse than ever. We must do something about it and save ourselves from our own stupidity.

And of course, most of us want someone else to do something about it.  This news letter may not be what you expected to read about, but when I invented the world's greatest work truck, I didn't expect I'd be living a box and spreading this pathetic news ten years later.

I hope you weren't one of those people who expected me to humor you with my truck, because I feel that there isn't anything funny about it.

And a note to Tiger Woods: David Dunbar Buick, who invented the overhead valve engine, got mixed up with GM, and at 75 years of age, he couldn't even afford a phone.

Regardless if you were able to comprehend this material or not; please don't be one of those people who try to tell me I'm full of crap or try to insult my intelligence. Because you just might make me feel like smacking you one and my hands are too damn valuable to be messing up on an idiot. But then again; if telling me that I'm crazy will make you feel good, go ahead and do so -- because it will only make me feel better knowing you're not driving my truck because that would really be crazy.

My book is titled, Burning Down the House.

Thanks for your time, -- Sunnyside  

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For the full version of the story about the fire
the actual book excerpt
Burning Down the House
@ BooksbySunnyside.com

 

It's sad to say that at least 10 to 20% of the people I give these newsletters to, can't understand them. I guess that's what we get when we are only using 10% of our brain's potentual.>





 

 

If you have read one of my books, you'll realize that this drawing is how my house and yard was set up

 

 

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The underlined portion is detramental to the human race





For more information about how the International Trade Organization formed the GATT Treaty in 1947. The ITO failed in 1950 but GATT Treaty kept on going.
 Check out these links below at the
Wikipedia

The GATT Treaty

The World Trade Organisation





 

In the US prior to the GATT treaty; or should I say signed on to the WTO (World Trade Organization,) the patent terms on a utility type invention was 17 years of ownership, monopoly, and protection granted for the inventor from the time the patent was granted. That meant that the term didn't start ticking away until after the patent pending period and the patent was granted. The patent pending process usually took two to three years, (the time from when the patent applications were filed to the time when the patent was granted,) before the term would start to tick away. The GATT treaty changed the terms to 20 years from the time the application is filed. Therefore: the clock is ticking as soon as the application is filed and during the patent pending process when there isn't any protection that would guaranty return for investment.

Since the clock is ticking as soon as a pending application has been filed; the thought of corporations supplementing the private inventors as an effort to get the clock ticking is almost none existent. Instead of helping an inventor during the patent pending process, industries are prone to make sure an inventor can't afford a patent attorney during the patent pending process and sabotage one's ability to secure a patent.The ITO failed in 1950 but GATT Treaty survived became know as the WTO (World trade organization.) in 1994.

 

For more information about how the  International Trade Organization formed the GATT Treaty in 1947. The ITO failed in 1950 but GATT Treaty survived became know as the WTO (World trade organization.) in 1994.
 Check out these links below at the
Wikipedia

The GATT Treaty

The World Trade Organisation

 






























Here is another link to an the Free Online Dictionary Encyclopedia covering the GATT Treaty

WTO
The World Trade Organization









Burning Down the House
@ BooksbySunnyside.com















For the full version of the story about the fire
the actual book excerpt
Burning Down the House
@ BooksbySunnyside.com


















































 









For the full version of the story about the fire
the actual book excerpt
Burning Down the House
@ BooksbySunnyside.com







































 











 

 

 































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