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1.     You don't know what you've got
        until it's gone.
2.     Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
3.     You can't change history.
4.     Been there, done that.
5.     Keep it simple, stupid.
         (KISS - The kinna thing
           a country western bass player will tell yah.)
6.     We're so close, if one of us farted;
        the other one could smell it.
7.     Money is money. It doesn't matter what
        color it is.
8.     Gee, the shit just falls into my hands.
9.    Just because you don't see it;
        doesn't mean it's not there.
        Don't listen to them if they say your nuts.
        Say, No I'm not nuts. I'm taking care of
        bolts today.
       When they say I'm nuts, I say thank you.
        I've always thought I was a nuts and bolts
        kinna guy.
10.  You can fool some people some of the time,
       but you can't fool all the people all the time.
       Lies are a dime a dozen.
11. Can't get it done by just thinking about it.
12. A twelve step program.
       Everybody knows how it's done,
        they just do it.
         (Don't build your kitchen needing larger than a twelve
           foot wide piece of vinyl. so you won't have seams
           falling apart in your floor.)
13.   It's only a number and I'm not afraid of         taking it.
        (Although my favorite number is 5,
           I have always had good luck with 13.)
14.   Never underestimate yourself.
        Learn to push the envelope.
15.   Can't squeeze blood out of a turnip.

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