MyStupidRules.com Sunnyside

One night as I was watching Jay Leno's Tonight Show, a girl came on. She was not only charming, but cute as can be. The impression I got was that she really knew how to act like a lady and a fairly bright one too. She was just darling.

She was so impressive, that I opened up my journal entries file to Boys and Girls and More Girls, and gave her the Girl of the Day award.

I didn't think much more of her until I heard rumors on the street stating that Sarah Michelle Gellar had read my stuff and that she liked me because of it.

After I thought about it a while, I just figured her publicist must have mentioned something scrupulous like that just to get the phones ringing. Then I thought, that if a publicist could create such a rumor to get publicity, the best thing I could do was hop on the band wagon. I decided to play along with the game so I might receive a little publicity as well.

Believe me, when something like a fairy-tail fantasy publicity stunt lands in your lap, you better run with it because much of problems within our society is how the media can isolate the true front-page news by only letting us see what their corporate sponsors will allow.

What I had here was the possibility to brake the prescribed agenda the news media has; with a fairy-tail romance story.

The plot I had to run with was that someone had planted a transmitter in my computer, and folks in Hollywood managed to get access to what I was writing. (Kind of true really.) But the hitch that made it work was that Sarah Michellel Gellar couldn't contact me in any way because of advertising contracts negotiated for her weekly television show. (Chrysler and Toyota was where her money was coming from.)

That prompted the bases for the plan. I had to plant a few fictional phone conversations with friends, just to make people truly wonder if my affection for the girl was real.

I really had it made, because Sarah was on all the magazine covers and she had no known boy friend in the public eye. The stuff I was able to read about her stimulated my creativity enough to come up with material. But after a while the magazines were not enough because everything about her got repeated so much.

That's when I broke down and had the $10 per month cable service installed. I just had to find out what Buffy was all about. Thanks to Joss Whedon, it was a pleasant surprise because I admired his writing crew.

My whole fantasy love affair got a little diverted to more about the Hollywood production known as Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I was sorta like I had joined a fan club. I wrote some scripts as if Sunnyside was a guest visitor on the show. I even did one for Joss Whedon's other show known as Angel; selling stolen government property to Angel. (Night vision goggles.)

Update: I found some old scripts I wrote, called Poop Too. I've decided to post them sometime soon. They will show you how I was running an on going game with the media and at the time I hoped using personalities from Hollywood would get things going on the west coast.

July 19, 2007: droped by Sarah Michelle Gellar's publist's office. Funny how Nichole King didn't work there any more, but I think Paul Baker sliped up and said he'd have Nichole dig up the file and see what was there.
         Boy, do I ever have something to say about the Sheriff's Department in LA.
(They said that there was nothing on the computer about me.
        I also drove across LA to get a copy of the arrest report, only to have a black cop tell me that I'd have to hire a lawyer and supeina the court to get one. I mentioned that I had thought it was suppose to be public records. He wouldn't even let me in the door and threatened to arrest me if I tried. (I guess I'll have to write it all out in my book.)
(Update: August 12th, it's been about 3 weeks and I haven't heard back from SMG's publisist. It looks as though it's impossible to even prove that I've never been around her. I guess everyone has a price.)
       It's like I'm being stalked by Buffy