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1872 Berger Fallbeil Guillotine
1872 Berger Fallbeil
Good thing to have out back when you've got evil lurking around.
The ramp to the box is so thoughtful.


Automated Guillotine

Rule #35:
Have had my mind set on a new invention:
       I've been thinking about firing up the ol sketching pencil.
       I became inspired by the thought of how I could help out my buddy the Grim Reaper. I figure that if I could come up with a machine to streamline the process of getting rid of the bad one.
       I've got this design in mind for an automated guillotine.
       Figure that it could end up rolling the head right into the same box as the body slicker than shit on a slippery banana.
       Could have conveyor rollers one can lower their body onto should be set a mild grade, the body would roll down head first into a funnel guide to where the slot would stop it by hitting the shoulders. I figure going with two or three sections of conveyor belts would probably be better, especially if you want it to go up hill and or line up several bodies in a row.
      Yah need to have a little gang plank that sticks out past the gap where the blade comes down just to hold the head up right and it may need a hinge incorporated into it to operate a couple micro switches if the plan is to go fully automated.
       Then under that, you put a catch basin that looks like a modern day children's slide.
       The real trick part about it is how the roller bed under the remaining body tilts up to the side with the use of a hydraulic actuator. (Helpful Hint: You could also use a screw actuator, if you want to get around a patent on it and steal it from me.) .
       From there you just run a ramp into the back of you Coffin or pick-up truck. (I suggest a special dumpster with a drain in the bottom for the buckets of blood that would run down into it. (But oups, I prefer to keep that secret to me and my buddies.)
       As for the Blade: we know it is a big ass heavy one. It's designed to make a bunch of noise coming down the tracks for a more dramatic effect. All it takes to do that modification is bang we'll the hell out of the tracks with a sludge hammer so it bounces around and almost hangs up as it drops down through the tracks.
       You would think I was real thoughtful when you learn how I incorporated a hydraulic actuator into the system to not only lift the heavy blade to the top again, but I also designed an automatic release of the blade for once it reaches to very top. You get two functions with one leaver, (or switch if you go with solenoid valves.)
       So when it's all said and done, it would only take the manipulation of two levers or switches to get the job done. But really folks, it really isn't difficult to go fully automatic and all you wold have to do is lay a body down on the roller table and the machine would do the rest. (All you have to do is put a couple switched under the gang plank for the head: one switch to stop the conveyor belt and another switch to start the second cycle, moving the blade upwards to release the blade.)
       Of course a couple switches or sensors could be triggered by the blade reaching the bottom so the hydraulic ram can fetch the blade and activate the cycle of the sideways tilting platform to unload the body. A stop switch located at the upper end of the tracks to be activated by the blade just before reaching the top. (Rule #12 you get the rest. )
       Aren't I so Clever? There has got to be a market for it. Save a bunch of money in a long run.

Oh yeah: 600 bombs to take back that town in Iraq.
       If they cost as much as a hell fire missile, it cost you all $40,200,000.oo
       But really, after that many bombs, there wasn't much left of the town to take back.

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