Synchro-link Surf Equipment

Cherry Bomb surfboard by sunnyside of Synchro-link

S-L-S Cherry Bomb surfboard by sunnyside

Introducing the Cherry Bomb

Fat Bitch Surfboard by Sunnyside

My Bitch Model

Sally the M5 Quad Surfboard

Sally "Everyone has needs"

High Performance Surfboards of course.

rack of quiver

Are you wondering what is going on here?

Cherry Bomb top with traction pad

Flying Panamanian #1

Flying Panamanian #1

Let's just say it's make believe.
Over-time, I've changed my mind you could say.

To learn more, -Check out Current Events

Current Events

Dennis James Sattler

Customer Service.

Boards you can not expect from a production orientated Surfboard manufacture and you are not about to get one from me either.

Synchro-link is just a way of making sure people know that I'm not surfing someone else's boards.

Put it this way: I learned that I can make a better quality surfboard than any of those production surfboard brands the surf shops offer us.

Synchro-link surfboard top sides

Dennis James Sattler     a.k.a. Sunnyside

Dennis James Sattler
Owner & Shaper

@ Synchro-link Surf

I tried to provide you all with the work truck of the future and all you did was steal it so you could kill people with it, so don't think I'll supply you with any surfboards, because I would just hate to see what you would manage to do with them.
       The last thing I want to see is a stupid 8%er surfing one of my boards.
       The way I look at shapers and theirs surfboards, is just like a auto-bodyman with another paint-job in another auto-body shop.
       They are a dime a dozen and I don't think I want to be another one, so I'd prefer to keep my boards to myself.
       I can understand why my friend Abner didn't shape for other people either. It's a nice thing to know how to do for myself, but I sure as hell would not want to do it for a living.


Synchro-Quad bottom

Designed for Mushy & Junky & from 1 to 3 ft.

sanding rocker patern at synchro-link surfboads

I don't think many guys go to this level when making a rocker template.

First Sufrboard shaped by Sunnyside Sattler

For 1,600 at 250k, click here.

Not only will you get a better board, -

Everyone needs a secret weapon

C-bomb surfboard getting bottom hot coat

The more I learned about the kind of people working in the surfboard manufacturing, the more I realized I don't want to be any part of it.

Tops of Quiver shaped by sunnyside

Sunnyside's first shape

Just guess what I'm going to name this Model.

quiver on rack

Tops of full quiver

Thank you for stopping by my latest website,
while it's still under construction.

Stencial work on surfboard at synchro-link

> Cherry Bomb
> Flying Panamanian
> Sally
> Kah-plunker
> My Bitch Model
> Bigun
> Helpful Hints @ MSR
> Introduction
> My Pictures
> Adrenalin
> Origami
> Tunes
> Health & Environment
> Mad Science
> Wanna Be An Inventor
> Roadrage
> Pets
> Moo Lah
> The Media
> Poop
> On Television
> Madison Avenue
> Girls of the Day
> Motion Pictures
> Letters
> Synchro-Link Pictures
> Site Map
> Rule No. 1-15
> Rule No. 16-39
> Rule No. 40-66
> Rule No. 70-100


Pacific Coast Shark News

If you are thinking of taking up surfing because of something I may have wrote.
       Please do not think about it.
       Surfing is too dangerous with all the Sharks and other things like Stingrays.
        There are plenty of surfers already, and we don't really need another.

And if you come to the beach:
PLEASE do not feed the seagulls,
they ended up shitting all over the rocks I would rather sit on myself.

Seagulls are dirty creatures;
feeding them will only cause them to fly around dropping lice on people below.

And if you are coming to the beach:
Please leave you dog at home.

For one thing,
dogs are not allowed on the Pier,
and we have enough e-collie to swim through as it is,
and we don't need any more.

Helpful Hints:
-Might help.

Excerpt From : Sunnyside's Lousy Book
So I wanna be

Painting Synchro-Graphics 101

laying out graphics surfboard for  paint job

Earplugs in a Tube

Home made ear plugs
Popped out of my own mold

Home made ear plugs

Ear plugs are a must in my book. Unfortunately, before I even knew they existed, I already had the problem. Rule 77 - going without.


Do Not Feed Sharks!
I want to express is that people like that gal on the web who calls her self shark lady is doing us all the wrong kind of favor. All she is doing is as well as other's who feed sharks is putting humans in to the shark's food chain because the sharks will associate the sent of humans as a part of their food consumption.
       I figure that most of the shark bites on surfers are a result of that and it takes until they taste red meat is different than fish or blubber from sea-lions and harbor seals.
       The people who die most from shark attack are usually divers, but something tells me that they were feeding them in the first place.


In the News:
Lab Rat Lance
Oct. 23,'12:

Koodos to Tim Thomas,

for being his own man.
And smart enough not to play into the self promotion of a criminal named Barack Obama.

Who in hell in their right mind would even want to shake hands with a guy who has extinguished the private inventors. Maybe Thomas actually cares and realizes that a president inviting celebrities to the white house is what some people would call self promotion.

S-L-S Cherry Bomb Shaped by Sunnyside

Cherry Bomb



FlyingP top paint

Flying Panamanian

Top of the first Synchro-Quad Surfboard


For info on my latest boards:
Current Events

Bookman black bold 2..

Bookman black bold 2.

Easy in-cab operation, with two switches.


"Change is the law of life.
And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future."
-- John F. Kennedy





Meb Keflezighi

Congrats Meb Keflezighi
1st Place Winner of the Boston Marathon
April 21st, 2014:

It's my impression karma may have something to do with it. May I add that he's a local San Diegan and you can bet you'll only hear good things about him.


My Synchro-link truck
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June 4th, 2012:
Man -o- Man

I put a link to a surf video today. I came across this artificial wave of some sort.
Arti-Wave Something I should be building.





Sam Egan is one of Australia's best shapers.
I've seen many of his boards
and never saw a bad one.





Wooden dumpster for a Synchro-link


M&D Warning
(under Blood and Guts class)
Check out this You Tube film clip.
These Aussies are insane.











Free Book Excerpts




Those Pesky Car Guys






September 25th, 2010:
One of the things I'd like to mention. The two page article in the surfing magazine about what a surfer's personal inspection to how clean the beaches are down in the Gulf coast. It said basically if it isn't smack dab in front of some major motel, it just reeks from the smell of oil. There's not much you can do when you can't see the oil patties burred under the sand.
    As I've wrote under my
 Environmental column, I happen to think the use of chemical dispersant is the wrong way to go about it. I can't help but wonder just how many oil spills actually happen and nobody is even informed about it. I happen to think that the patties people find are a result of the oil companies trying to make the oil sick so that their problems will go away. But then we sit back and wonder why our coral reefs are dying off Florida. I'd say it was the damn oil fumes that were drifting under the surface of the water instead of on top of it where we have a chance of at least cleaning it up.

And that the hell has a defense contractor such as Halabertion got doing not only ripping off are government but in the oil rig business too? Shit, I can't believe. Folks, I think we are just to stupid to be even trying to drill oil at such depths. That shit is scary.

Now on to part too.
I realize that there are some kind of natural tar pits down by Santa Barbara, but I've run across this tar shit before down a Studios.







The spectators on the central coast


Sharky Waters
I didn't even see this warning the day it was sited, but I felt that the conditions did feel sharky the same day just a few miles south while I surfed at the Rock.
I took this picture the day after.
2/26/11 shark warning in Cayucos




My Synchro-link truck
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On the Michael Phelps apology

What is this world coming to when full grown man has to show up on my TV and apologizes for smoking some pot. Hell, they guy who took the picture and sold it is the one who should be apologizing.

Now the cops in South Carolina are harassing people who where at the party where the bong hit took place. The bullies with badges are arresting people as they seek to make a case against the gold mentalist.

A couple lawyers who represent a person who was arrested with the use of a search warrant have been accused of having a small amount of marijuana. They said the questions asked by the cops were not about where they got the pot or who sold it to them, but mostly Michael Phelps.

Boy, those cops need to get a life.

And Michael Phelps doesn't need to apologize to anyone.
But you've got to admit, he was pretty stupid to do such a thing at a public gathering.

(Kinna reminds me about the Red Tomato snowboarder dude, after the Olympic games.)Feb.13, '09
(Update - July 6,'09: Looks as though Subway doesn't care if Michael Phelps is a pot smoker. I get a kick out of the song that is being played during the commercial. )



Are you land locked?
Got a Motorboat?
Are you into Wake Surfing yet?

Well I know some guys who are not only good at glassing surfboards, but they've been at the forefront of the Wake Surfing Trend,
they know what works.


And if you are a real surfer,
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Helpful Hints
Might help.


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